Name: Parker
Accomplishments: Being the fucking new guy.
Retired players: None

Rivals: Carolina Hurricanes, Boston Bruins
Promotion: apple pie

Record: 32-12-3
Contact info: Cell phone

Player Stats:
Player	G	A	Pts
E. Staal
M. Michalek
M. Hedjuk
J. Spezza	1	22	23
A. Kostitsyn
J. Langenbrunner
R. Peverley
M. Stajan
C. Perry
C. Clutterbuck
B. Boyle
E. Lisin
M. Green
J. Liles
R. Regher
R. Suter
S. Salo
J. Schultz
N. Khabibulin